This website is currently being typed up from my blueprints by a group of furious and hard-working monkeys, who are taking a break from their day-job (typesetting the Complete Works of Shakespeare). They should be finished before too much longer, so please bear with us. You might see some phlegm and coding oopsies appearing throughout the site throughout the process - ignore these and look at the more interesting things in the sidebar.
In the meantime, here is some music.